30 AUGUST 2007

Hello and welcome to Ned's News. I'm Ned Brown.


There was an attack. There was lots of blood! You see, I was at childcare and another kid wanted my toy and I didn't want to give it up. The bully got really angry and grabbed me on both sides of my face with their nails and scratched me to pieces. I cried and cried and cried.


My lovely childcare girls cuddled me and gave me cake, but my heart is broken.


On a better note, I went to visit Mummy and Daddy's work. I had so much fun. They were still working and it was really late. But I didn't mind. I just played around and around and visited EVERYBODY and played on the stairs and drew all over the camera crews' Parking Fine Claim Forms. Mummy got busted crawling along the glass corridor like a mad woman. I think I might be a journalist when I grow up. It's fun. Then I'll do a report on naughty bullies at childcare.


That is all the news for today.