23 NOVEMBER 2007

Hello and welcome to Ned's News. I'm Ned Brown.

Yesterday, I had my first haircut at the  hairdressers.. And oh, what an episode. Mum bought me a special Wiggles book to try to entertain me. But I SCREAMED and SCREAMED and SCREAMED and SSSSSCCRREAAAMMMMMEEEED. Mum had been catching up with a uni friend in Port Melbourne, so we were in one of the trendy Port Melbourne hairdressers with all the young groovy people. They were NOT happy about the screaming baby. As a consequence of my behaviour, my haircut isn't the best! Mum says I just look like a fat kid instead of her cute baby now. I'm not too happy about that. But I did look a little cuter after Dad washed my hair and dried it roughly so it stuck up in spikes. But Mum can't convince Dad to share his hair gel so we can style my hair. Mum's going out to buy hairdressing scissors so she never has to go through that nightmare again.

Speaking of tantrums, I now not only have a fit if Mummy sits down during our game of walking around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around the couch dancing like the Wiggles, but I also through a wobbly if the song changes from "Back in the USSR".

That is all the news for today.