16 JULY 2007

Hello and welcome to Ned's News. I'm Ned Brown.

Leading this bulletin, I am now a furniture walker. There has been much rejoicing.

Went to the zoo yesterday. I saw gorillas that looked like Daddy, a funny little pygmy hippo, lots and lots of monkeys, including one that scared me, some giraffes and some lions that were roaring. Mummy kept babbling on about how much she LLLOOOVVEEDDDD the tiger. Why didn't she just marry it? But my favourite was the seals. We went down to the viewing area under the water and they kept flying STRAIGHT towards me and turning away at the last minute. I laughed and laughed.

Today I went shopping. One kid ran up to me in Big W and hit me. I didn't like that. Another kid kept asking Mum if I could go and play with him in the playground in J Kids. Then he hugged me. I liked that.

I've gone back to being a champion eater which is making Mummy happier. And I continue to throw myself around my Bob the Builder couch like I'm possessed.

That is all the news for today.

In late breaking news.. I learnt how to say POO!

Hello and welcome to Ned's News. I'm Ned Brown.

"Throw mummy the ball"... "Don't throw your food"
"Hit the buttons" ... "Don't hit mummy"
"Put that food in your mouth" ... "Don't put the cat food in your mouth"

A KID'S HEAD COULD JUST EXPLODE!

Well.. mine did. On Wednesday night I decided enough was enough. I waited until Mum's cold had developed to truly horrible proportions then cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and cried... Eventually, at 5am on Thursday morning, Mum and Dad took me to the hospital where they gave me some medicine for my severe ear infection and my nasty cough. Then I slept for one hour. Then I cried and cried and cried ....

That is all the news for today.
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