13 AUGUST 2007

Hello and welcome to Ned's News. I'm Ned Brown.


Mummy is trying to poison me. Yesterday, she tried to feed me some pale coloured floppy things she conjured up in the frying pan. I saw her put in an egg, some flour, some sugar, some milk. She called them Pik.. something? But oh no, I wasn't fooled. Then today, she put some slimey pink coloured thing in between two pieces of bread. She kept saying how yummy it was and how grown-ups like to toast it with cheese and tomato. But nope, once again, there was no way I was putting THAT in my mouth. And she's dreaming if she thinks  I'm going to eat that orange coloured round thing she bought from the fruit shop yesterday.


That is all the news for today.