11 JULY 2007

Hello and welcome to Ned's News. I'm Ned Brown.

Leading today's bulletin... I was sent to time-out three times today. Twice for throwing my food (well, would YOU eat zucchini and apple piklets??) and once for hitting Mummy - I saw a footballer do it on the news last night and everyone knows that footballers are heroes so clearly it's not my fault.

I have learnt to make my first animal sound. No it's not moo for a cow or anything baby-ish like that. I've learnt how to sound like an elephant, with trunk movements and everything.

In sport, Mum tried to teach me to walk along the furniture. But.. I refused.

That is all the news for today.