1 AUGUST 2007

Hello and welcome to Ned's News. I'm Ned Brown.

This week, I've been climbing the walls. Well, not exactly climbing them, but I walked all the way along the wall from the kitchen, around the corner to the bathroom. Pretty amazing, huh! (Yeah, well.. not when you know Mummy and Daddy's poor financial state and thus realise the kitchen and bathroom are actually quite close together -- but I still walked along the walll!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't take that away from me!!!)

To celebrate this feat, yesterday I woke up at 5.30am and decided to sing the following at the top of my voice: "gaa gaa ugggh uggh (clap clap) dahh dahh daaiirrr (clap clap)". For those of you not intelligent enough to speak Ned, it translates to "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap), if you're...". It's my favourite song. I know all the actions. That's why I sang it in the dark yesterday morning. Teddy wouldn't clap his hands though. A bit disappointing.

That is all the news for today.